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mattydale 

A practically ghetto town, just above North Syracuse. Too small and boring to live in happily. Many sex offenders and teen crack heads. the end.
As soon as I get a car, I'm going to stay out of Mattydale for as long as can!!!
mattydale by mattyDULLNESS sucks October 23, 2007

mattydawson 

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.
Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

mattyland 

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.
That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.
mattyland by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
The stage where a man transforms into a state where nothing makes sense. All that comes out is pure passion and rubbish. Normally can tell a person has reached mattdan state by a unquie laugh.
He has reached mattdan state
mattdan by Fmustang November 23, 2021

Mattypants

a) A Kids Clothing Store.

b) An absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little Boy.

c) A term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. But who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. He is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. He is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.
Person one: Matt's an Asshole, he pisses me off so much. Did you hear what he did to that guy.

Person Two: You don't know him like I do. He's not all Bad I swear, he's my friend and I care a lot about him.

Person one: You're delusional, he's a complete egotistical jerk.

Person two: No he's not...well he is sometimes...but...he's my Mattypants....and shut up don't you say anything. I don't care what he may have done to you in the past....it's just his way of hiding.
Mattypants by Bandgeekgirl June 27, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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