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mattydale 

A practically ghetto town, just above North Syracuse. Too small and boring to live in happily. Many sex offenders and teen crack heads. the end.
As soon as I get a car, I'm going to stay out of Mattydale for as long as can!!!
mattydale by mattyDULLNESS sucks October 23, 2007
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mattydawson 

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.
Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

mattyland 

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.
That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.
mattyland by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
The stage where a man transforms into a state where nothing makes sense. All that comes out is pure passion and rubbish. Normally can tell a person has reached mattdan state by a unquie laugh.
He has reached mattdan state
mattdan by Fmustang November 23, 2021

Mattypants

a) A Kids Clothing Store.

b) An absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little Boy.

c) A term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. But who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. He is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. He is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.
Person one: Matt's an Asshole, he pisses me off so much. Did you hear what he did to that guy.

Person Two: You don't know him like I do. He's not all Bad I swear, he's my friend and I care a lot about him.

Person one: You're delusional, he's a complete egotistical jerk.

Person two: No he's not...well he is sometimes...but...he's my Mattypants....and shut up don't you say anything. I don't care what he may have done to you in the past....it's just his way of hiding.
Mattypants by Bandgeekgirl June 27, 2009