IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand's definitions

no empty hole

When a man/woman is being fucked in every hole.
Made famous on PornHub, and that fucking disgusting but orgasmic scene in Spartacus.

Random Porn producer “Our channels losing views, what do we do?”
Ron Jeremy “Get that mail order Russian whore and leave no empty hole”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018

eltonjohnned

Wherein you meet a lovely partner who sing you songs and takes you to dinner.

But when you wake up one morning you have AIDS.
Unfortunate event that makes jokes good.

Example 1
Prince Harry “What’s wrong mother dearest”
Princess Diana “Your dad eltonjohnned me”

Example 2
Reporter “ Why is it you’ve only been out of this house for hospital”
Fadi Fawaz “George... George... He...he..... eltonjohnned me”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 18, 2018

mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018

rotheramed

The event wherein a 13 year old gets fucked in 3 different holes by 16 fat Afghan Somali’s.

Jen “Oh my god, what happened to Jess the poor girl”
PC Tony “She got rotheramed”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018

chiped

When you are raped by a Chinese person (usually who works at your local takeaway).
This is what happened to the Director who made Jackie Chan famous.

Bill Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Chairman Ching Chong over there chiped her”.

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018