Mattia'd

When you're doing anything and you do it to the absolute worst of your ability. You could not have possibly fucked that up any more.

"I just mattia'd that round sorry guys'

by Sleepless Jack March 31, 2022

mattia draghi

metodo alternativo per definire una cosa sporca, tipo una puttana

non ci credo che te lo sei fatto buttare per 2 canne, sei proprio un mattia draghi

by fratmcuggi November 21, 2021

dirty mattia

when he puts his finger in your asshole and twirls it around in your mouth while ur gagging on it.

yeah me and my boyfriend tried something new last night called the dirty mattia. i didn’t like it at first but now i’m getting use to it.

by feminismismyculture May 6, 2020

nicoló di mattia

that one guy that have “na minghia tanta”.

Paolo: are you the guy with the minghia tanta?
Nicoló Di Mattia: yes i am 😎

by snicoozz November 22, 2021

National Mattie Day

Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

Mattie day

Mattie day is on March 22nd, it is a day for Mattie to spend with the one he loves the most

Person: What will you do tomorrow?

Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.

by Kode152 April 11, 2022

Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

by nothing is real June 6, 2016