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Mattholomule rules by Mattholomuleisthebest July 14, 2021
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Mathole
(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.
Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.
Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.
Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.
Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.
Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."
Mathole by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009
mathhole
The person who knows everything in your math class, but doesn't really care/want to be there. This person will usually sit in the back of the class shouting out answers whenever they please. These answers, unfortunately, are usually right. This not only frustrates the teacher, but the other students in the classroom because they are stripped of their chance to figure out the answer. Mathhole’s are known for being characteristically loud. They find amusement in other students common struggles with basic mathematic principles because they find them so easy. Although other students in the may find the mathhole bothersome, there is no denying that they do indeed know exactly what they are talking about.
Teacher: Okay class, plug this in your calculator and tell me the answer to (insert complicated mathematical equation here)
Mathhole: Pff! Easy! The asnwer's ln9 over ln4.
Teacher: Jimmy, please give the other students a chance!
Mathhole: It's not my fault everyone is slow!
Other Student: God, that Jimmy is such a mathhole!
Mathhole: Pff! Easy! The asnwer's ln9 over ln4.
Teacher: Jimmy, please give the other students a chance!
Mathhole: It's not my fault everyone is slow!
Other Student: God, that Jimmy is such a mathhole!
mathhole by alexkwassakwassa January 13, 2010
mutthole
Mattholomule
Mattholomule by Mattisasillyguy March 1, 2023
Mutthole
A person who is made up of so many different races that they will spend hours upon hours of explaining every nation their family is involved with. It will eventually end but the person will forget some of the races already explained and repeat them, creating an enless "black hole" of information. Most people won't even know they are a mutthole, but once they find out they will 70% of the time be induced with "Chatter Box Syndrome", having them talk nonstop until you are forced to call them a mutthole.
Dan: Dude, guess what. I found out that my mom is part Indian, so now I can get a tax exemption. Oh, and the other day my dad told me that he has a Greek grandmother. Plus my great grandfather on my dad's side is Chinese, so I started taking karate lessons. Hey, did you know that I'm also Australian-
You: Dude, you're a Mexican and you look full blown Mexican. Stop acting like such a mutthole.
You: Dude, you're a Mexican and you look full blown Mexican. Stop acting like such a mutthole.
Mutthole by Chrispumah July 8, 2011
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