MatthewLD4

Why are you in creative mode. And he used slash kill :/

He's acting like a Matthewld4

by Crazy Smoking Moose August 17, 2022

Matthewed

An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.

Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"

I was Matthewed last night.

by WilliamEvans October 8, 2011

MatthewlovesMelanie

Just like it says, Matthew loves Melanie more than anything in the world. She is the most wonderful girl that has ever lived; she's fun, she's smart, she's sexy, she's beautiful, and there has never been a girl nor will there ever BE a girl that has tickled every inch of Matthew's fancies like Melanie has/does.

MatthewlovesMelanie more than anything else in the world and hopes to be able to love her and make her happy forever and ever.

by Puddin' September 6, 2008

matthew20426

matthew20426 Is a gorilla tag content creator. He posts mortal combat content but is still a gorilla tag goat. He is often seen with bhipsvr and cowboyzfantwo (also known as hi). Do not insult Matthew, for bhipsvr will make death threats to your family/pets or even you.

matthew20426 Is hot

by V0rtexTypeDef March 12, 2022

Matthewed

When a person running with the football gets absolutely folded by one or more defenders.

Did you see the running back get matthewed on that kick return last night

by Zacdy6979 January 13, 2026

Matthewd

When someone is running with a football and gets absolutely folded by one or more defenders.

Ouch he got matthewd on that run

by Zacdy6979 January 13, 2026

Jack matthewsd

When you like to get analed by ticket touters

I like to get Jack matthewsd

by Lucasm February 12, 2021