Matthew'd

The act of attempting to leave the pub at a reasonable hour and maintain the status quo at home. A "Matthew" will seek to destroy this karma and drag you down to his level.

Lads...I think he's just been Matthew'd

Why did she walk out? I assume it had something to do with the fact he got Matthew'd

by Jamie's Jamie'd Again February 21, 2020

Matthew D Bosley

Someone who is a casserole merchant. A person who also may have a fond interest in Alkenes and Prince Phillip…

“Omfg Luc, I never knew you were like that. You should’ve told me you were a Matthew D Bosley!”

by Jake Alexander B September 4, 2021

matthew mcconaughey'd

As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.

Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!

by AppleDapple May 30, 2016

Matthew Perry’d

Getting electrocuted in a random hot tub.

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.

by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024

Matthew R. D.

The most amazing, best looking, and coolest guy in the world. He is the coolest person you will ever meet, like ever. And did I mention that he is awesome!

MATTHEW IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER! Matthew R. D. is epic!!!!!!

by MaximusMasters May 20, 2015

Matthew Daddario

Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.

Matthew Daddario has my heart.

by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017

matthew doughty

Matthew Doughty is the sweetest guy. If you're having a bad day and you run into him, expect him to make you smile. He's also incredibly smart, and doesn't have to try very hard to make crazy good grades. Matthew Doughty, sometimes referred to as "Doughty" is also obsessed with cats. He has a lot of girl friends too, but not because he's a player..or gay..he's just a genuinely sweet guy. Sometimes he will randomly text you just to let you know how wonderful you are because he's good at making you feel special. If you have a Matthew Doughty in your life, keep him around, try not to take him for granted, and make sure you brag on him a lot to random people you know, because he totally deserves it.

"Dude, you know Matthew Doughty?" "Totally! I heard all the girls wish they could date him because he's a total sweet heart!"

by themostaccurate December 1, 2013