Mantabolism 

How quickly you grow facial hair

dude our lunchlady has some mantabolism she grew that mustache in a day

Mantabolism by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

manabolism

manabolism - noun
manabolic - adjective

"Manabolism" is a term used to describe an activity that facilitates gains in strength, the development of brotherhood, increases in penis or testicle size, and/or swag. The word is derived from the name given to the tissue-building state known as "anabolism," to translate literally to "the building of men."

Legend has it, "manabolism" was first coined by a group of music students at the Florida State University in the early summer of 2011, as they spent the entirety of a Saturday consuming copious amounts of protein and carbohydrates (including, but not limited to bacon, steak, eggs and beer), before and after participating in a series of sports games. This day became known as "MANABOLIC DAY," as it celebrates the building of men through excessive measures of bacon, steak, football, swag, beer, and awesomeness.

"Bro, did you see 300?"
"Yeah bro. That shit was so manabolic."

What word first comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "unlimited bacon?"
"Well, manabolism, of course."

manabolism by Steve Chode April 28, 2012

fast metabolism 

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner

“Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism”

fast metabolism by mymii November 28, 2021

metabolism

The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.

Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.

My last biochemistry exam was all about metabolism.

metabolism by Darth Ridley November 10, 2006

metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

metabolism by SykoSniper June 14, 2004

Mentabolism 

MENTABOLISM
When the mind affects the body, or the body affects the mind. How external events effect the internal mind and internal events affect the external body.
Examples:
A blush, sexual arousal, physical pain, hypnosis.

"The sight of her raised my mentabolism!"
"Self-hypnotic mentabolism, removed the pain."
"Mentabolism, mind over matter, gave me the bodily control to win the game."
"Mentabolism, Pavlovian at work"

Mentabolism by Bob B. January 22, 2004

metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

"It's hard for me to lose weight. I have a slow metabolism."

metabolism by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004