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Matt’N 

A simp. A little bitch named matt who simps for sum pussy.
“ God damn that hoe ass boy is Matt’N hard as fuck.”
“Yeah bro he’s really trying to hard for a little pussy”
Matt’N by Cap’N Vanta August 6, 2020
When a guy steps in and blocks another guy from a girl because he thinks he can get sum.
Brah, you're Matt L'n me right now. Not cool.
Matt L'n by Outtafocus October 14, 2011

matt nicholls 

Matt Nicholls- Drummer of metal core band Bring Me the Horizon, lives in Sheffield. Great at drumming,incredibly attractive. Best friends with all his mates. He is a really fun person to be around from what it seems like in pictures. He's my second favorite.
Girl: Oh my god, who's that?
Me: Thats Matt Nicholls, the drummer of bring me the horizon.
Girl: Hes so hot and great at drumming.

Me: I know.
matt nicholls by thebandwhore November 6, 2013

Matt Nicholls 

To abuse power with no restraints
I Matt Nicholls my job every chance that I get
Matt Nicholls by DamagedGoodz January 22, 2015

Matt Nasty 

When you're having sex with a fat person, you slide your penis inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly button.
Person A: "You had sex with someone THAT fat?!"
Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"
Matt Nasty by Bryan Z. July 28, 2006

Matt Night 

Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!
Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...
Matt Night by BLUERAINE March 17, 2020