Matsuda 

Coming from a character from the Anime series Death Note, a Matsuda is an endearingly inept individual who tries too hard at his job and ends up only making things worse. There are rare occasions when his impulsive behavior moves things forward, but these are far and few between. He is, however, the best at getting coffee for his co-workers.

Guy 1: How's the new guy doing?

Guy 2: I dunno, man, he's a real Matsuda.

Matsuda by Astrocide October 19, 2010

Matsuda 

(1) (adj.) vilest, evilest, grossest, worst, etc. etc. could be used in terms for all derrogatory words.
ie: "This sucks matsuda.", "MATSUDA! #$%^" (to replace "Damn", "Fuck", "Shit", whatever your heart desires), "Ewww...looks so matsuda. *barf"

(2) (n.) one who is extremely bad, unliked, disgusting.
ie: "Man..that chick is UGLY. like, a freakin MATSUDA.", "I hate Matsudas!! They deserve to die."

Matsudaing: (v.)
To act extremely smartmouthed and annoying, laugh at your own jokes, wear disgusting hippie clothes, have no sense of parallel earing coordination, and pain unfortunate students in attempts to understand Matsuda (look above) ways of thinking on the subjects of CHEMISTRY.
(ie: "Matsudaing is the most boring way to waste your life, ever.", "One day, my friend was matsudaing, and was mobbed by a group of people because of its absurdness."
"THis one girl came to school matsudaing the ugliest clothes I've ever seen. And her earrings didn't match. wow."

more examples:

You are the ugliest piece of Matsuda I've ever seen talking matsudaing nonsense. Please, put a paper bag over your head and ducktape your mouth shut so that I never have to deal with you again.

Matsuda by kira kim February 3, 2005

Matsuda-A-La-Gayness 

This is a series is words, put together to describe possibly the most epic phrase in the world.

In the Note anime series, there is a cop named Matsuda, who everyone finds is an uber retarded gay.

See Death Note.
Matsuda is so retarded, in fact, that in a parody, no one knows his real name, for they all called him 'Gay Tard' for so long that his name is forgotten.

He has no friends, he likes Kira, and no one likes him. No one really even knows how he made it to the Task Force, much less got a gun. Think he's a pretty decent guy still?

Oh my God, now that's just a Matsuda-A-La-Gayness act right there!

Matsuda-A-La-Gayness by Sneaky-Kat4-Life2 November 10, 2010

Matsuda Yuri 

The physical form of EPIC! (3P1C!) Lead singer from M.O.V.E, SEKSHI DES!

"Matsuda Yuri Sekshi Des!"

Matsuda Yuri by 3Pole July 4, 2008

Touta Matsuda 

Touta Matsuda also known as Taro Matsui is a character in an anime/manga Death Note. He is a member of the japanese police and the kira task force. He isn`t like others as he isn`t as experianced as the other officers. He seems to be lacking behind the others, but proves worthy of a gun after shooting Light Yagami aka Kira. Matsuda isn`t treated as nice as he should be treated and is looked down on, therefore causing his actions at the Yotsuba group; only after being " Misa`s manager. " His actions at Yotsuba only lead him into almost getting killed by Kira at the time, which happened to be Higuchi. Therefore Matsuda seems to be a clutz when having to fake his death by " falling " out of a window. Matsuda seems to be a huge fan of Misa Amane and seems to be devestated after losing the role of her manager. He also seems to have a crush on Light`s sister Sayu Yagami; but Mr. Yagami disproves and says that Sayu will never be allowed to date a police officer. Matsuda`s birthday, which is probably unimportant to most is December 14th.

Touta Matsuda: L, is there anything I can help with in the Kira case ?
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.

Touta Matsuda by MatsuChii July 30, 2010

Ryuhei Matsuda

One of the sexiest stars from out of Japan. Ryuhei was born in 1983 to the equally famous Yusaku and Miyuki Matsuda. Since then he has gone on to become an actor and model in Japan, but his popularity is spreading. He doesn't speak english, is 6', and took his first acting role at the age of 15.

Omg...Ryuhei Matsuda is so freaking sexy.

Ryuhei Matsuda by toee April 27, 2006

Justin Matsuda

The one the only the legend - to define how Amazing and Loving he is to his loved ones, it can't be matched. He is well respected and humble, but also very protective to the ones he cares about. By all means do not disrespect him or you will find your self sleeping on the floor.

Justin Matsuda where are u!?

Justin Matsuda by Joojoomoomoo November 22, 2021