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Taken from the word matriarchy, a matrist is a person who blindly hates and is predjudice against men, with the goal of establishing a matriarchy. They generalize that woman are victims of men, and that all men are abusive and the cause of their problems. They enjoy belittling and demasculating men and often try to create opportunities to do so, especially online.
The matrist groups online got angry when people commented that everyone should be treated the same, and began to make their beliefs seem like common sense and yours like stupidity.
Matrist by Walterp1nkman January 5, 2024
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Maristela 

A really humble girl who studies hard in school, yet may be a little claustrophobic. She is really nice, and most compatible with boys named Jeremy.
Hey, i wanna be like maristela!
Maristela by MEEPMEEP December 9, 2012
Marista is a crazy brobean who is the greatest friend you’ll ever meet. Marista is a highly highly intelligent academically and will beat you in every test except for Spanish. She’s comited, a hard worker, compassionate and a great listener. She loves being one of a kind and always is in a mood to cheer everyone up. Marista has a beautiful smile. Marista is a kind girl that you’ll never want to let go of. You never want to break her heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Marista is a unique friend and is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. :)
“Wow she’s a perfect brobean
“Yea SHES a Marista”
marista by mollyaej March 24, 2018

marist college canberra 

a school full of white aussies who wrestle crocodiles on the daily
"Gee bye Crikey they've done a Marist College Canberra"
Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.
Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.
matris by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011

maristella 

Is a Beautiful Serbia girl ! She is always cute !
When you See this girl you have a smile in your Face .
She have a very Beautiful Charakter and a big Heart for Everyone . (__!__)
I like The Person maristella <3
maristella by Chrisjackson57 January 12, 2018