Math-e-son
When approaching a female species act as though you're a Math-e-son , however beware you may need to bring a shanwow because bittys be drippin' afterwards. Look out for tidal waves
Math-e-son by pryan2163 March 27, 2015
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ein matheson
ein matheson by awesome March 1, 2005
Matheson
The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
Matheson by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014
matheson whittaker
matheson whittaker by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019
Jeffrey Matheson
Jeffrey Matheson by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018
Pulling a Matheson special
When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.
“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”
“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or
I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.
“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or
I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.
Pulling a Matheson special by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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