Matfished

Matfished - when your female date is let down by her male date

When your friend states, I couldn't go on a second date she fatfished me!

When in reality the female had realised she's been matfished and he has nefarious intentions

by Derekachorah July 30, 2021

Maskfished

When you see someone in public wearing a mask during COVID-19 and you think they're hot but when they take their mask off they’re hideous.

Jaetel: Yeah I was at work and this girl looked soooo fireeee!

Bob: Oh shiiii really?

Jaetel: yeah but when she took her mask off for a second she looked absolutely atrocious!

Bob: Ahhhh dudeee you totally got maskfished!

by Jaetel the G June 2, 2020

fatfished

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.

I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished

by NoPo10's May 24, 2016

Fatfished

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018

Maished

A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.

wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished

by big T's December 2, 2011

catfished by the cloud bots

Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.

"I went to the meetups, yet I was catfished by the cloud bots."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023

Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020