Batfished
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Batfished
Means when you know a male or female is crazy but they do something that confirms they're batshit crazy.
Batfished by evertoconquer October 17, 2019
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Batfished • botfished • bagfished • Bratfished • catfished • fatfished • banished • hatfished • Backfished • Banished to Brazil
fatfished
When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.
Fatfished
When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.
Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...
Fatfished by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018
Backfished
When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.
Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there
Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid
*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*
Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES
Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk
Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished
Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid
*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*
Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES
Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk
Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished
Backfished by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018
catfished by the cloud bots
Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.
catfished by the cloud bots by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023
Hatfished
Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.
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B)
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