mapfished

When you match on a dating app only to find out they live elsewhere.

“I matched with him on Bumble but he’s just visiting and lives in another state! I’ve been mapfished!”

by SuzC February 8, 2020

Maskfished

When you see someone in public wearing a mask during COVID-19 and you think they're hot but when they take their mask off they’re hideous.

Jaetel: Yeah I was at work and this girl looked soooo fireeee!

Bob: Oh shiiii really?

Jaetel: yeah but when she took her mask off for a second she looked absolutely atrocious!

Bob: Ahhhh dudeee you totally got maskfished!

by Jaetel the G June 2, 2020

Maished

A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.

wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished

by big T's December 2, 2011

Maskfished

The term popularized, during early summer 2020, when significant breakups occurred after undesirable lower facial features were no longer tolerable. The 2020 Covid-19 pandemic is to blame, where individuals seeking relationships, may have had to rely solely on personality and upper facial features, since masks were concealing the nose and mouth areas.

Jodi was “maskfished into a relationship, since she could not see the horrendous teeth and beak to match, concealed under his mask.

by CVG669 April 19, 2020

Manished

the feeling of being so affected from the night before

fuck i drank so much last night, lost my mind, im so fucking manished right now

by brazzzzer December 31, 2009

hocklat marfishe

The tasty center of Tony's ass

Pizza? No thanks, I was just munching on some hocklat marfishe earlier.

by Aaron Sonntag January 28, 2004

Maished

getting so incredibly drunk, that you lose all sense of integrity and have the sudden urge to dance as violently as you can

"Who's that having a seizure on the dance floor?"
"He's not having a seizure, he's just maished"

"I got so maished last night, I woke up in an Italian families living room"

"He's so lightweight, he'll be maished from a sip"

by jvdh December 3, 2011