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Maskfished 

When you see someone in public wearing a mask during COVID-19 and you think they're hot but when they take their mask off they’re hideous.
Jaetel: Yeah I was at work and this girl looked soooo fireeee!

Bob: Oh shiiii really?

Jaetel: yeah but when she took her mask off for a second she looked absolutely atrocious!

Bob: Ahhhh dudeee you totally got maskfished!
Maskfished by Jaetel the G June 2, 2020
A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.
wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished
Maished by big T's December 2, 2011

Maskfished 

The term popularized, during early summer 2020, when significant breakups occurred after undesirable lower facial features were no longer tolerable. The 2020 Covid-19 pandemic is to blame, where individuals seeking relationships, may have had to rely solely on personality and upper facial features, since masks were concealing the nose and mouth areas.
Jodi was “maskfished into a relationship, since she could not see the horrendous teeth and beak to match, concealed under his mask.
Maskfished by CVG669 April 19, 2020
the feeling of being so affected from the night before
fuck i drank so much last night, lost my mind, im so fucking manished right now
Manished by brazzzzer December 31, 2009

hocklat marfishe 

The tasty center of Tony's ass
Pizza? No thanks, I was just munching on some hocklat marfishe earlier.
hocklat marfishe by Aaron Sonntag January 28, 2004
getting so incredibly drunk, that you lose all sense of integrity and have the sudden urge to dance as violently as you can
"Who's that having a seizure on the dance floor?"
"He's not having a seizure, he's just maished"

"I got so maished last night, I woke up in an Italian families living room"

"He's so lightweight, he'll be maished from a sip"
Maished by jvdh December 3, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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