Matenis 

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:
"Did you hear that!?!?"
"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

Matenis by BeerCity24 December 9, 2008

Matenase 

A white person that dances to amapiano

Come check out this matenase

Matenase by 5starr June 21, 2022

Smith magenis syndrome 

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.

Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year

Smith magenis syndrome by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019

Mateisha 

Finds happiness in giving even at those times when she cant actually afford to give. The type of girl who wears a smile like its an everyday accessory. She puts on a cover despite how hurt she could be feeling just so people don't feel awkward around her She'd rather make people happy nevermind the fact that she might be feeling like crap. Has the biggest heart, don't hold back from going to Mateisha and asking her for advise, you'd be amazed at how knowledge filled this girl can be, at times she might seem like this crazy bubbly girl but behind all the fun and games she has words of wisdom and encouragement boxed up ready to be given and received free of charge. Has gone through turmoil grounds countless times yet remains stronger then the situations have tried to make her be. Stands her ground for the ones she loves and no matter how many times she gets run over by the ones closest, she loves them all the more. Incapable of taking compliments, in one ear and out the other, so throw them at the girl until she realizes how much of a gift she is. Has had her share of mistakes but don't judge her for what you knew,infact judge her and your judging the one person who will never EVER look down on you for anything you're done/doing wrong. Holds a little swag,do's it like a dude, walks it like a bratha, cranks it like a souljah boy, but treat her any less then a woman, caps you like a BOSS. Very very very STUBBORN. her definiton is endless i dare you

Mateisha is so fly right now

Have you got a Mateisha?

Mateisha by busttamove August 2, 2012

Matanism 

A philosophy that centers around inviting everyone to a party, and once you know they have no other options since everyone else is coming to the party, charging them for it.

Matanist:"Coming to the party? Everyones gonna be there"
You"Err... I guess if Becky and and everyone will be there I don't have much of a choice"
Matanist:"Good, bring 20$"
You:"Matanism win?"

Matanism by Mr Definition Man Man Man October 22, 2010

Mateisha 

The name of a godess that should have been placed into her own fairytale. it would have went a little something like this.

Once upon a time, there was a child called Mateisha she was the most precious girl you had ever laid eyes on. light brown eyes, dark majestic flowing hair, cute eyelashes stunning smile. she was born to be a singer. just didnt know it yet. 20 years later she was married to a dashing sexy stud of a guy handsome.they were so cute together. they moved country and made money through helping children and she sang people back to life.WOW which gave immortality. she had 600 babies because he could not keep his hands off her. THE END

great story huh?

Mateisha is kind natured and adorable.

dayum that girl has brown eyes she must be mateisha

Mateisha by lushywushy October 24, 2012

mateisexual

Someone who has a very big crush on someone named Matei.

My BFF: What’s your sexuality?
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.

mateisexual by Alexialexiiii January 4, 2021