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A beautiful and wholesome person that will always care for you. They are strong and capable of accomplishing so much ! They're funny, and MEGA STONKS at speaking German. If you don't have a Maeldan in your life, how are you even living ? Their smile is all you need to be happy.
A : Hey did you see Maeldan's drawing ?
B : Yuh, he's really good, right ? So much talent.

A : Wow, I really need a paillasson for my house...
B : Take Maeldan, he's the best paillasson I've ever seen in my whole life !
Maeldan by éric le Z ❤ November 22, 2021
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An amazing person and the best paillasson in the whoooole world<3
A : look at this cute Maeldan !
B : omg they are so beautiful, and they are the best artist...
Maeldan by éric le Z ❤ December 7, 2021
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A spunky personality beautiful, sweet, smart girl. Can be demanding and will take charge in any situation and be a leader. No obstacle can stop her from her plans. She will get it done by any means necessary.
In a room full of kids Maelani would be the one to figure out there's candy on the highest counter and will figure out how to get it down and split it evenly with the rest of the kids.
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Dirty Maldanado 

Rubbing your sweaty gooch on the face of a guy during Gay sex.
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Malldancing

Malldancing is the word used to define the phenomenon where two people accidentally confront each other when they walk towards one another and cannot decide which way they will go. This usually leads to either awkward laughter or frustration. The average malldance lasts about two seconds but can occasionally last until one person tells his/her partner to step one either left or right to prevent the situation from becoming any more annoying.
"So I was in the mall yesterday and I was malldancing with almost everyone on the way to the food court."
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maelan is a cute name omg he’s also pretty intelligent and an angel inside out
wow maelan looking fine!
MAELAN by TWAT IAN A April 13, 2019
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