Matates 

Matates-holes carved in rocks, used by Indians to ground corn. Another word for the replacement of FUCK or SHIT, depending on the situation.

Matates! I forgot my homework. (Sorry after school, couldn't think of anything).

Matates by Matates November 1, 2004

Matatas 

A HUGE rack! Big breasts! -Natural and or "medically enhanced"..

"Wow man! That Jessica has some pretty awesome Matatas!"

''-Yeah bro, I'd love to motor boat em!"

Matatas by Jizz-Master Splooge August 6, 2013

MATATS 

Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.

When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."

MATATS by LaughingAloud July 9, 2007

Mattaes 

A real cool guy who's name people dont have because its so awesome and rare.

WOW man your awseome is your name Mattaes??

Mattaes by Mangaman400 September 7, 2012

Matagess 

The act of making love to an owl

He got drunk on his families camping trip and matagess until the cops were called.

Matagess by Jeff Betcoats May 4, 2010

wet mattessich 

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

wet mattessich by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

jon matteson 

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

jon matteson by jackaloped January 18, 2021