Definitions by Matates

violin chair 

Used to describe a chair or some other piece of school equipment to used as a musical instrument. Ex. A person can lick his fingers and rub them across the metal cage in school desks in order to create an almost violin sound.

"Dude, let's play some violin chair!"

violin chair by MATATES December 5, 2004

ass popsicle 

Used to describe a man who uses popsicles to masturbate up the anus. In other variations it is used to describe a homosexual or describe a man who messes up very much.

"Damnit, popsicle fucker! Pick that shit up!"

ass popsicle by MATATES November 26, 2004

popsicle fucker 

Used as a highly vulgar insult for generally men. Relates the use of a popsicle to fucking up the anus/ass.

"Shut the fuck up you popsicle fucker!"

popsicle fucker by MATATES November 22, 2004

Matates 

Matates-holes carved in rocks, used by Indians to ground corn. Another word for the replacement of FUCK or SHIT, depending on the situation.

Matates! I forgot my homework. (Sorry after school, couldn't think of anything).

Matates by Matates November 1, 2004