MATATS

Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.

When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."

by maninboulder June 13, 2007

matatical

Synonymous to 'insane' or 'blow-your-mind-awesome'. Very popular in the Midwest United States, and is frequently used when speaking through a public address system.

The word is often associated with events happening on Mondays, thus forming the phrase, "matatical Monday".

Hey bro, what happened to you?

Don't know man, but I sure had a matatical Monday night...

Woah, you did that crazy stuff on a Monday night? that's pretty matatical, bro. I was just doing homework all night *sigh

by 2redpartyhats November 18, 2011

matate

Hebrew for broom, the universally accepted greatest cleaning device ever.

We have stolen every last matate in this camp! Now our cabin will be extra clean!

by Eilat August 14, 2011

Matates

Matates-holes carved in rocks, used by Indians to ground corn. Another word for the replacement of FUCK or SHIT, depending on the situation.

Matates! I forgot my homework. (Sorry after school, couldn't think of anything).

by Matates November 2, 2004