matamoros 

Northeast Mexican city where most of the people are burned by the sun and a population of around 300,000.

Population composed on 80% by Nacos and the other 20% by drug dealers. Their main food are the Tacos and Tortas and their Predilect music is the Cumbia and the Corridos.

It is also home to the biggest naco ever known to Mexico Rigo Tovar. Singer of famous songs like "El Sirenito" and "Mi Matamoros Querido"

"Mi Matamoros Querido" - (Mi Beloved Matamoros)

matamoros by Lare2 December 21, 2006

Matamoros 

Those with this last name be saying out of pocket shit every day, and get catcalled by ‘spencer’ last names at 9 in the morning, when you see an instagram video liked by him, it’s a wild ride

“Oh my gawwwd, did you see what matamoros liked on insta”

“Right, made me giggle, wiggle and fiddle diddle”

Matamoros by StoleHisBrenda26 March 9, 2024

metamorsel

A cute little thing that thinks its also cute. The word meta means self referential, and morsel is something you eat that is small.

I'm so cute, I'm so little, I'm a metamorsel!

metamorsel by unfalse August 26, 2016

Matadors 

Mascot of California State University, Northridge.

The CSUN Matadors beat the Pacific Tigers tonight to claim the Big West Tournament championship.

Matadors by Special Ed April 15, 2005

Matamoras 

Matamoras is a small town neighboring Port Jervis. A square mile in size. One fire house, one bank, 3 cig shops, no bars, 1 park, no beaches, Nothing for kids to do. Local police that patrol a single square mile of nothing give everyone shit. Local kids mostly travel outside town to do anything intresting.

J: Man I fucking hate Matamoras
S: At least its not Port Jervis
J: Good Point.

Matamoras by JxRyan August 15, 2006

metamorsolace 

Metamorsolace is best described as that crazy shit you cook up in your head to make you feel better after breaking up with someone. For instance, when friend's say shit to console you like "everything happens for a reason," thinking that their shit is original and a magic cure for your sorry, lonely, single ass; YOU, in turn, begin to come up with your own metaphors for describing your misery. It is in this process, that by bullshitting yourself, you manage to make yourself believe that something out of your control is the reason why you got dumped. i.e. "life is a journey, not an endpoint......sometimes there are potholes on the path, but there's still a path." Usually this thought process occurs most often while drinking (like me now) and it provides a momentary vacation from your single-life reality which is more appropriately described as pathetic. (excuse me miss, I'll have just one more beer thanks.)

Therapist to patient: "I'd like you to try and metamorsolize your feelings and get that shit out. Just let it out. Tell me about that crazy bitch that ruined your life but refer to her as a pothole on the road of life and this happened for a higher reason"

Friend to Friend: "I joined a yoga class!" Friend back to Friend "Fuck off, I'm in metamorsolace right now you insensitive prick"

metamorsolace by Row Bear April 26, 2013

malamorous

Of an antagonist in a work, to be seen as an object of desire by fans despite their villainous actions in canon, often due to handsome appearance or justifiable motivation.

Malamorous villains like Sephiroth are usually liked for all the wrong reasons.

malamorous by Niiue November 1, 2017