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Matamoras is a small town neighboring Port Jervis. A square mile in size. One fire house, one bank, 3 cig shops, no bars, 1 park, no beaches, Nothing for kids to do. Local police that patrol a single square mile of nothing give everyone shit. Local kids mostly travel outside town to do anything intresting.

J: Man I fucking hate Matamoras
S: At least its not Port Jervis
J: Good Point.
by JxRyan August 14, 2006
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