Matamoras 

Matamoras is a small town neighboring Port Jervis. A square mile in size. One fire house, one bank, 3 cig shops, no bars, 1 park, no beaches, Nothing for kids to do. Local police that patrol a single square mile of nothing give everyone shit. Local kids mostly travel outside town to do anything intresting.

J: Man I fucking hate Matamoras
S: At least its not Port Jervis
J: Good Point.

Matamoras by JxRyan August 15, 2006

Metamora, Illinois 

In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.

Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.

Metamora, Illinois by MetamoraGuy June 28, 2009

metamorsel

A cute little thing that thinks its also cute. The word meta means self referential, and morsel is something you eat that is small.

I'm so cute, I'm so little, I'm a metamorsel!

metamorsel by unfalse August 26, 2016

Matadors 

Mascot of California State University, Northridge.

The CSUN Matadors beat the Pacific Tigers tonight to claim the Big West Tournament championship.

Matadors by Special Ed April 15, 2005

metamorsolace 

Metamorsolace is best described as that crazy shit you cook up in your head to make you feel better after breaking up with someone. For instance, when friend's say shit to console you like "everything happens for a reason," thinking that their shit is original and a magic cure for your sorry, lonely, single ass; YOU, in turn, begin to come up with your own metaphors for describing your misery. It is in this process, that by bullshitting yourself, you manage to make yourself believe that something out of your control is the reason why you got dumped. i.e. "life is a journey, not an endpoint......sometimes there are potholes on the path, but there's still a path." Usually this thought process occurs most often while drinking (like me now) and it provides a momentary vacation from your single-life reality which is more appropriately described as pathetic. (excuse me miss, I'll have just one more beer thanks.)

Therapist to patient: "I'd like you to try and metamorsolize your feelings and get that shit out. Just let it out. Tell me about that crazy bitch that ruined your life but refer to her as a pothole on the road of life and this happened for a higher reason"

Friend to Friend: "I joined a yoga class!" Friend back to Friend "Fuck off, I'm in metamorsolace right now you insensitive prick"

metamorsolace by Row Bear April 26, 2013

maxamoral 

Making the most of the amorality experienced by the secular humanist; maximizing the advantage of not being obliged to any moral standards.

In a manic maxamoral fit, he could not recall if he had paid the prostitute before dismembering her, but of course he had, that was whole reason he had robbed that liquor store in the first place; he promptly untied the bag and took his money back.

maxamoral by Yabadass June 12, 2013

madamroastbeef 

A word to describe a Goddess with a heart of gold & a wonderful sense of humor.

The best word to describe me is madamroastbeef.

madamroastbeef by KingK94 January 29, 2021