Masturwank 

To masturbate furiously with both hands.

Chad liked to masturwank to the thought of Taylor Swift.

Masturwank by BibblySue April 28, 2009

Masturwarding 

To masturbate in school/public places.

Look that kid is masturwarding!

Masturwarding by TheShinRamen December 11, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

masturbanished 

Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.

Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.
Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?
Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.
Jill: And were totally using my room.

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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?
Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.
Matt: We got masturbanished.

masturbanished by Scrabblesaurus Rex July 17, 2006

Masturfaker 

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

Masturfaker by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

masturfanning 

The act of inserting your dick into a fan just to see how it feels.

Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )

Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?

Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!

Person 2: Are you ok?

Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3

masturfanning by Eff You See Kay :) You March 17, 2010

masturyak 

Giving oneself pleasure via a solo kayak adventure.

Kent was so stressed out the only to relieve the pressure was to masturyak on the river.

masturyak by Kayakman Dan August 25, 2008