2 definitions by cmay
The ultimate form of masturbation that results in an excess amount of seminal or vaginal fluid exploding on surrounding surfaces.
Whenever I feel like getting myself off, I make sure that I obtain masturblastion, because if I'm not cleaning up a mess, I'm not doing it right.
by cmay May 30, 2015
A do-over child is a child that is a second chance for parents with grown children over 18. This usually refers to a situation where a grandparent is raising their grandchild and doing a way better job than they did with their original child.
My parents have no time for their adult children or relationships with them because they are too busy with their do-over child.
by cmay May 29, 2015