Masturoaching

Not just the act of masturbating your cock, BUT the act of masturbating your cock while within seconds of achieving orgasm, a cockroach swoops right over your cock, causing you to jump and unload all over the place.

Example of Masturoaching:

You: "Eek...!" -moans/heavy panting-

Roommate: "WHAT!?!1one1?!"

-Awkward Silence-

by DomiNinja March 31, 2010

masturbathing

The act of jacking off while in the shower.

Why were you taking so long in the shower?

Oh, I just got done masturbathing.

by cabbage206 August 15, 2009

masturpacing

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

masturjacking

Masturbation in an extreme sense.

He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow.

by Eiden December 1, 2003

Masturbathing

The act of a nice shower becoming a masturbation session

YOU - Dude, get out of the shower, you've been in there for over half an hour!!
ME - Sorry man, I was bathing but then I started masturbathing

by enroiv December 6, 2010

Masturbathing

Masturbating while taking a shower or bath.

Jimmy takes such long showers because he is always masturbathing in there.

by Joewants69 January 30, 2012

masturbathing

Masturbating while in the shower taking a bath

Brad: Hey, Tom whatcha doing? Tom: oh I was just masturbathing
Ohh

by Monster Kidd May 27, 2010