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Masturbaterade 

Combination of Viagra, an energy drink, and a sports drink to help sustain performance during intense masturbation by giving the user an extreme erection, plenty of energy and the perfect amount of hydration. Stamina will increase and it will be possible to masturbate for hours.
My wife left me home for the weekend so I picked up some masturbaterade to use on Saturday night.
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masturbatorade 

The kind of cum a man ejaculates after drinking a lot of Gatorade or similar type beverage.
My boyfriend's masturbatorade actually tasted like lemon-lime!
masturbatorade by Scaevola June 3, 2016
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