Definitions by brokenxheartx3

masturband 

A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.

I've had my masturband on for two weeks.

masturband by brokenxheartx3 July 2, 2005

Loves it 

It's a phrase made up by Paris Hilton's mom and grandma, as stated on The Simple Life.

Now you're going to clean up some cow shit.
Loves it.

Loves it by brokenxheartx3 May 2, 2005