Masterdebater 

A person who will engage you in debate over the smallest matter of personal or professional decorum, preference, grammar, Et cetera (yeah you like that, I see you out there) in an attempt to satiate some kind of inner soul-oriented black hole (logic and reason come out on the other side).

We spent the better part of the ride on the subway exchanging the finer points of the efficient allocation of public space, where to stand, put your bag, and at what point you must move to the inside of the bench seats to let others sit down. Then he convinced some random girl to give up her religion. Then he got a black dude to say he'd vote republican in the next election. That dude is a masterdebater.

Masterdebater by TheDefiantCow August 26, 2009

masterdebater 

a person who was been debating for many years, has learned everything there is to know about debating, and has achieved the title of masterdebater.

friend- "hey, i joined the debat team, and i need some practice."
me- "you don't want none of this, i'm a masterdebater."
friend- "what?"

masterdebater by Овидий (ovid) August 5, 2008

Masturdebate

1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.

Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?

Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.

Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.

Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)

Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.

Masturdebate by Cbunt801 December 16, 2011

masterdebate 

Masterdebater (noun) - Another name for really good debaters. Not to be confused with "masterbater," although since most debaters are weird, nerds, and freaks, many of them are also masterbaters.

Andrew: hey alec - i masterdebated for 2 hours last night!

Alec: wow, i masturbated with my rabbit for 4 hours last night!

Andrew: what the fuck?!

masterdebate by Wonster April 29, 2007

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Masterdebating 

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.

I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.

Masterdebating by literallymelody November 28, 2015

Master Debater 

Someone who is a master at debating, or arguing.

This person also tends to be an asshole, there name usually begins with Colton and is laughed at by friends and enemies alike, because the given nickname sounds like masturbator.

Colton: I'm the Master Debater.

Rusty: *laughs* I bet you are.

Master Debater by Rusty D March 9, 2009