Masteen 

A word made up by jerks to make it seem like they have some secret joke between themselves... which they don't.

the masteen will come and get you

Masteen by urajrk_iknw December 14, 2010

Masten 

Kurzform für Masturbieren

Alter, ich war den ganzen Tag am masten...

Masten by schneebii October 16, 2019

Mateen 

The most athletic types of muzzle there is our there. A genius and a pull god. The most legendary person ever.

Michael Jordan = Mateen
LeBron = Mateen
Odell = Mateen

Mateen by JoseMPerez March 29, 2017

masternap

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.

I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.

masternap by ScottNWDC June 9, 2011

musteen 

an erection that you do not want; creates an awkward social situation.

i was talkin to jack and his mom kept staring at my musteen

musteen by child bumper May 28, 2009

The Marteen Principle 

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"

Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"

The Marteen Principle by eduardo628 January 1, 2012

Mateen 

Mateen is a guy who is humble, caring, loving, and funny...
Gets angry very easily
Mateen is usually a fierce and passionate lover who makes love like a lion, Mateen loves his other half more than anything in this world.
Be careful because they have a heart of gold and get hurt faster than the speed of light

That guy he’s Mateen. I am so in love with him,

Get me a guy like Mateen...

Mateen by dopebarbie404 August 1, 2018