musteen

an erection that you do not want; creates an awkward social situation.

i was talkin to jack and his mom kept staring at my musteen

by child bumper May 28, 2009

Muteen

When you say you are going to show up at school, but end up watching TV-series and shutdown your mobilephone instead.

It's fucked up guys, i did a Muteen yesterday.

by Malq8 March 7, 2016

Mustenance

A cake like substance or smell, or any combination of the two, that exudes negative vibes.

That weird brownish black shit that gets all caked onto your computer mouse or video game controller, that's the mustenance.

I left my dinner out over night and as a result my sustenance developed some mustenance.

The film that develops on the toilet seat of a public restroom is mustenant of a neglected cleaning.

by Captain Mustenance July 16, 2011

Mustaeen

The literal definition of an asshole. Backstabs friends, takes hundreds of photos of them without their permission, and acts like he's the best at everything but everyone knows hes not. He will always talk about you with others, and share pictures despite the fact that the victim knows about it. Usually this person will make someone look bad so he seems cooler than them. He also likes to lure in girls to play minecraft so he can get coochie.

Man, that guy is such a Mustaeen, I wouldn't wanna be his friend.

by somebrare-o September 25, 2019

Vibacious Mustenance

An object, entity, or catalyst that precipitates the exclusion of negative vibes and gives of efficacious positive vibes.

That playlist of yours is vibacious mustenance.

by wordmanwinker May 7, 2021

Muskeen

Arabic for somebody you feel sorry for, in a bad way.

Georgia banged Kane, what a Muskeen

by muskeens22 August 13, 2010

Masteen

A word made up by jerks to make it seem like they have some secret joke between themselves... which they don't.

the masteen will come and get you

by urajrk_iknw December 14, 2010