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mastadonic magumbos 

1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon
Anna Nicole Smith has mastadonic magumbos
That spanish bitch named Charo has mastadonic magumbos

anal mastadon 

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit
hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"
anal mastadon by z man March 10, 2005

mastadon 

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.
(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
mastadon by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011

mastodonic 

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock
I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.
mastodonic by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

mastadon 

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.
Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
mastadon by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

the mastadon 

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)
jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night
the mastadon by team mastadon January 8, 2005