Mastodoning

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When a man another man with a strap on dildo while masturbating both his and his partners penis.

Yo Billy was mastodoning me last night and the whole bottom half of my body is numb.

Mastodoning by Mastodonmaster May 11, 2017

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Mastodong

Originally derived from the word Mastodon, this term describes an enormous penis.

Bob: Fuck man it was a total slayfest last night
Me: Shit Bobs got that Mastodong!

Mastodong by Mr m December 18, 2013

Related Words

Mastodoning • Mastodonian • mastodondong • Mastodong • mastodonic • Mastodon Rage

mastodondong

You are hung like a dinosaur with big rock hard balls.

your sac is so huge that each nut is the size of your head.

mastodondong by Davitz' Odakuhnitz' April 26, 2003

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

mastodonic by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

Mastodonian

Mastodonian should be used as an adjective to describe something that has characteristics of a mastodon. Typical use is to is describe either girth or general snufaluphagus-ness.

Whoa!! I'm absolutely stuffed. That slice of pizza was mastodonian.

Mastodonian by kvegas108 September 15, 2010

Mastodonian

A Mastodonian is a person that is a user of the decentralized social protocol, Mastodon

yo, I’m a Mastodonian

Mastodonian by XsavierLOL June 16, 2025

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026