Mastodoning

When a man another man with a strap on dildo while masturbating both his and his partners penis.

Yo Billy was mastodoning me last night and the whole bottom half of my body is numb.

Mastodoning by Mastodonmaster May 11, 2017

Mastodong 

Originally derived from the word Mastodon, this term describes an enormous penis.

Bob: Fuck man it was a total slayfest last night
Me: Shit Bobs got that Mastodong!

Mastodong by Mr m December 18, 2013

mastodondong

You are hung like a dinosaur with big rock hard balls.

your sac is so huge that each nut is the size of your head.

mastodondong by Davitz' Odakuhnitz' April 26, 2003

mastodonic 

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

mastodonic by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

Mastodonian 

Mastodonian should be used as an adjective to describe something that has characteristics of a mastodon. Typical use is to is describe either girth or general snufaluphagus-ness.

Whoa!! I'm absolutely stuffed. That slice of pizza was mastodonian.

Mastodonian by kvegas108 September 15, 2010

Mastodonian 

A Mastodonian is a person that is a user of the decentralized social protocol, Mastodon

yo, I’m a Mastodonian

Mastodonian by XsavierLOL June 16, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019