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Massingham 

The more elegant way of saying ' Massive Ham'. People with this surname tend to have large penises or vaginal regions. It is also a used in naughty expressions post-sex to compliment the other sexual partner.
Person 1: So what did you do last night?
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!
Massingham by chazthebaz August 26, 2016
Words you can keep

Manninghaming 

To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.

Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.
A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"

B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"

A: "Got all offended then lied about it"

B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"

A: "Oh shit, probably."

B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."
Manninghaming by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009

Manningham 

A fucked up area in bradford where you'll get jumped for 50p and a drug dealer on every street
Person:where u from
Me: manningham
Person:"fucking bolts"
Manningham by Bd8gang January 31, 2020

missinghimlikealways 

A very nice, cool, amazing, funny mutual who ALWAYS sends me TIKTOKS, but WE love when people do that. WE appreciate that! They are also a popular tiktok creator, and their old tiktoks are always on the fyp. ILYSM <33
Person: ¨Whos on OG mutual
Me: ¨missinghimlikealways¨

Mossinghawesome 

1) adj./adv. - just so amazingly awesome you can't even know how awesome it is

2) n. - the crazy alter ego of a seemingly normal person that only comes out when the person's consciousness is so strained that it can no longer keep control
1) Dude I can't believe you actually pulled that off! That was Mossinghawesome!

2) Ichigo Kurosaki's hollow form is a Mossinghawesome.
Mossinghawesome by Jonku TM June 19, 2010

cassingham 

trash bro like utter garbage, these people are trash and suck major dick and balls
That guy jack cassingham kinda retarded and can't spell
cassingham by lickthatcoral March 22, 2023

missingsaminitis 

a sickness caused by missing sam

side effects include: attitude, crying, and wanting her attention

this sickness is cured only by sam
sam has been busy all day and now i have missingsaminitis
missingsaminitis by wtfiuk October 31, 2018
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