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Masoyi can be interchange with Love
I want to be a Masoyi
Masoyi by Arkila February 6, 2020
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Masonism 

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.
Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.
Masonism by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013
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masyitah 

A short, beautiful, intelligent, mature woman who cares about others. Loves to give but doesnt like to receive. Is hip but doesnt notice. Obsessed with cute things and has a cute yet not annoying giggle.
I just saw a masyitah handing out food to the homeless.
masyitah by CR3ST December 26, 2016
The act of thievery, stealing or burglary of an object from someone who is invested in your well being.

The act is typically committed by a compulsory dick who has no reason to steal the object other than to feed his/her ego.
I caught a football player trying to Masoli my mountain bike yesterday, which was weird because he has a full ride scholarship to play at my school - Whoregon.
Masoli by Go Huskies March 13, 2010
A tall, gorgeous an intelligent girl who has a very happy personality. An animal lover and always reaches out to her ambitions. A warm-hearted person who cares about the people around her.
Long time no see, Masyi!
masyi by Asye December 27, 2016
to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them
“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”
masoning by bigboisonly October 31, 2019
Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.
"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"
Masoning by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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