Masondo 

Coolest kid at the party. May also go by “moneybags”. Always has the vapes and nugs.

Yooooo masondo pulled up

Masondo by BluntRipper December 14, 2019

madondo 

The enhanced effect of marijuana on your vision.

Woah. This Hydro is madondo.

madondo by 4733D0M May 25, 2010

Macondo 

(US HISTORY) sector of the Gulf of Mexico seabed in which the Deepwwater Horizon was drilling. The name, assigned long before the platform was erected, is an example of dramatic irony. On 20 April 2010, the Deepwater Horizon blew out*, killing eleven crew members; over the next 12 weeks the wreckage spewed some 4 million bbls of crude oil into the ecologically sensitive region off the coast of Louisiana and Mississippi.

Properly known as the Macondo Prospect, or MC 252 (for "Mississippi Canyon"). Name comes from the fact that major rivers have large, deep underwater canyons on the ocean floor beyond their deltas. Macondo Prospect is formally owned by the Federal Bureau of Land Management (US BLM), and leased to British Petroleum by the {former} Minerals Management Service.

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* "blew out" = past tense of "blow out"; rupture of an oil well, particularly at the well head.

The name Macondo is the same name as the fictitious cursed town in the novel *One Hundred Years of Solitude* by Colombian ... writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Oil companies routinely assign code names to offshore prospects early in the exploration effort. This practice helps ensure secrecy during the confidential pre-sale phase, and later provides convenient names for casual reference

Wikipedia entry, "Macondo Prospect"

Macondo by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010

Masonmon1119’d

When you get attacked by a anorexic lesbian

So I was walking out of 7/11 and got MasonMon1119’d,I dropped my banana slurpee and everything

Masonmon1119’d by MitchellH123 June 12, 2018

masonmountsexual 

when your attracted to mason mount or his sexy abs <3 or even more ;)

bill: what’s your sexuality?
clare: i’m masonmountsexual
bill: omg same i love his seggsy abs !!

masonmountsexual by clarexbilly September 1, 2021

masondoesntexist 

They're hot and I ship them with they're friends

Person 1: have you seen MasonDoesntExist's recent stream??
Person 2: no but have you read the story about their friend and them??
Person1: what's it called?
Person 2: backstabber

masondoesntexist by Samisbisexual February 11, 2022

masonkool123

masonkool123 is a really swag dude

oh someone just joined me!
who was it?
it’s masonkool123, he’s ultimate swag

masonkool123 by swagboomboom December 11, 2020