maskaraging

Turning up to your local pub or club and realising that you’ve forgotten your mandatory stupid fucking Covid face mask!

Bouncer: You need a face mask to come in the pub tonight mate.
Churto: Fuck me, I forgot to bring one from home. Have you got a spare mate?
Bouncer: Sorry champ, this ain’t no fucking charity.
Churto: Are you fucking keeding me! I’m fucking Maskaraging right now!

by Sly dog Grin February 18, 2022

Maskerading

Fronting that you care about COVID-19 safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.

I was super stoked to find someone who’s also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but she’s totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020