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MaskClown 

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A person who needs to GO crazy on social media, posting on all their media sites, on how they just saw people not wearing a face mask. This person is usually wearing a face mask while driving alone. This person will also to be known as to have never cared about about their personal health in their life, and does not wash their hands after wiping their ass.
These peolpe have routinely been referenced in the recent past as to being an "AssClown", due to statements they have made to demean others with their 8th grade generalized knowledge and education.
There goes Andy on Facebook again, makin those MaskClown statements. He is lovin this Covid stuff, HA, what a MaskClown!!
MaskClown by Jimmy Mamoa July 13, 2020
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maslowned 

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If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.
A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.
maslowned by cula December 5, 2009
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Related Words
MaskClown • Marclowno • maslowned • mazclown • mad clown disease • mad clown • Man clown • Ask clown • Mask Constipation

Marclowno 

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mentally disabled piece of shit who wants to eat mcdonalds all day and masturbate probably
has approximatley 205349873409568703948 discord kittens in his basement and is friends with Teelambdabeebeewhy and gendigo
Marclowno: *moans*
Teelambdabeebeewhy: Marclowno what the fuck is your problem?
gendigo: muzik, make me sex. :)
Marclowno by TopCocket869 July 17, 2022
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mazclown

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any person who is a doofus, that likes falling downstairs and wearing extra large stained blue t-shirts
yo mazclown, go get the keg

DONT CALL ME THAT!
mazclown by k-nigga February 5, 2009
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Manclown 

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A woman or young lady who goes back to a man after he disrespects her, cheat on her, and doesn't treat her right.
"Girl you should see Jacky all up in Malcolm's arms on Christmas day after he cheated on her and had a whole new girl pregnant."
"That is what you call a real manclown ! Da gyal de only desperate eh ?"
Manclown by Callmeifyobitchnawfukugud December 29, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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