Marzavian 

This is the funniest man alive. He'll always make you laugh from the simplest thing ever. Don't get on his nerves, he gets agitated really easy. He may not ever find love and he sees his friends thrive, but he is a really successful person in the long run.

Hey Marzavian!
What?
Do that thing you did 5 minutes ago.
Bet.
*Makes everyone laugh*

Marzavian by veryunoriginalname October 30, 2019

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Maruvianism 

The Maruvianism is a new religion founded by the Ukrainian singer MARUV, who's actually the god and savior of the same.
It's disciples are characterized from following the teachings that MARUV gives them because their music, that stands out feminism, homosexuality and self-love as principal values.

"Join Maruvianism and stream "Black Water" on Apple Music and Spotify".
"Maybe your life wouldn't be that tragic if you'd heard MARUV when she said "You'd better focus on me" and then you joined Maruvianism."
"I heard "Drunk Groove" from MARUV and now I wanna join Maruvianism".

Maruvianism by bLaCk wAteR January 2, 2019

Malkavian 

Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last Malkavian across the world is incurably insane. What's worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases, there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from the "sane" members of other clans. Those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets.

Malkavian by tehwofl October 2, 2003

Moravian Academy 

A prep school that prepares you well for college by giving you large amounts of homework. Most people who attend this school are actually, on the inside, nerds.

"Yo man we got tons of reading tonight"

"Welcome to Moravian Academy Balla"

Moravian Academy by rifrafero January 17, 2009

martavion 

Handsome young man smart and funny and more

Martavion is. Smart

martavion by Spencer the great June 1, 2017

Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm

dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.

Moravian College by niiiiggga wit money December 7, 2010