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A Frysian name used for all genders.

The sexiest person in the room, loves cats, the person everyone wants to be around. People with the name Martzen are often found typing away on their phone.
“Who’s that sexy person over there?”
“Oh, that’s Martzen, don’t even try to talk to them, they’re always on their phone…”
Martzen by wxldflower November 23, 2021
In a motor race, to dive past multiple other cars on the inside of the braking zone of a corner, only to hit another vehicle and cause a crash
Wow, Lewis Hamilton just got marzened by Sebastian Vettel.
Marzen by Razgriz Blaze July 15, 2017
A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.
Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".
marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006
Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.
Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.
Marten by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

doc marten dental plan 

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.
The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.
doc marten dental plan by Alcore September 23, 2006

marten raag 

Pro basketball metapipe
marten raag by Peblo666 January 31, 2019