3 definitions by ExtraVirginMassageOil
Sending a vague check-in text to your ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley dropping in on Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.
Wow, my ex just texted me, “Happy New Year! I hope you had a good year.” We haven’t talked since February so he must just be Marleying.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil November 27, 2020
Sending a vague check-in text to an ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley visiting Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in “A Christmas Carol”.
Wow, my ex just texted me “Merry Christmas, hope you’re doing well!” I haven’t seen him in years so he must just be Marleying.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil November 27, 2020
Let’s fuck—but we can only do anal because I CAN’T give up my virginity or else I’m a slut.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil July 3, 2020