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SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND
MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
MARKUSS by SUGAR DADDY06 August 2, 2008
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Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.
Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.
Markuss by Smallppjake February 1, 2022
A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.
"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM
I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP
"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"
Markuss by kkkkkkraukkklis July 19, 2020

Markuss Ebulins 

some butters yute from maidstone, bare leng with a phat arse, beautiful googly eyes. bangs F with a pinch of salt.
Markuss Ebulins is tight
Markuss Ebulins by Oggyver May 2, 2025
The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.
I love that guy Markus, theres just something about him that I like
Markus by Aol inc. June 19, 2008