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SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND
MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
MARKUSS by SUGAR DADDY06 August 2, 2008

marcussexual 

being in love with a guy named marcus who has good style and a amazing taste in music who is also hot
i am marcussexual
marcussexual by Marcussexual January 6, 2021
Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.
Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.
Markuss by Smallppjake February 1, 2022

MarkussZigis 

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches
P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.
Markiplier's ass pussy
"I wish rule 34 artists made more markussy rule 34."
Markussy by cheoud May 11, 2022
A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.
"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM