MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.