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SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND
MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
MARKUSS by SUGAR DADDY06 August 2, 2008
Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.
Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.
Markuss by Smallppjake February 1, 2022

MarkussZigis 

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches
P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.

maikussy 

"maikussy is wet"
"the maikussy trio is better than u"
maikussy by marz carz May 17, 2022

Markusse 

Red haired person that everyone likes.

Also a person that smokes a lot.
I don't believe in god, I believe in Markusse!
Markusse by 8PoolMaster April 23, 2021
Noun; Mario's butt pussy
"I really wish rule 34 artists did more marussy drawings"
Marussy by PengieVAL February 17, 2022