Markuß

A very shy person. Can’t pronounce the letter 's'. Most likely originating from an Arabic country. Likes to watch gay porn and acts sus.

„Ich denke das gleiche waß Anna-Lena geßagt hat.“, said Markuß

Markuß by maxunterberger January 9, 2019

Markuß

A very shy person. Can’t pronounce the letter 's'. Most likely originates from an Arabic country. Watches gay porn and acts very sus.

„Ich denke daß gleiche waßAnna-Lena geßagt hat“, said Markuß

Markuß by maxunterberger January 9, 2019

MARKUSS

SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND

MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.

MARKUSS by SUGAR DADDY06 August 2, 2008

markuz

A beautiful soul. Someone who is vibrant and courageous. Loves you for who you are. Honest and sweet. They handle you with care and tenderness. Has the most stunning umber dusk eyes. Never lets you down. Hates to be alone but they will always be by yourside because they understand that feeling. is perfect espcially with there flaws. They are sensitive yet understanding and compassionate. The feeling you get when your with them is nostaligic. There always supporting you and hyping you up. Making sure if you ate, and how you slept. How your day was. Always putting you first before themsleves. They try better for you. They will cherish every single moment they have with you. Honestly Markuz, you are a wonder

"Damn who is that? Hes drop dead gorgeous and so sweet

Oh him? Yea hes a markuz <3

markuz by Mai senpai March 1, 2021

Markus 

The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.

I love that guy Markus, theres just something about him that I like

Markus by Aol inc. June 19, 2008

Needless Markup 

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.

I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.

Needless Markup by KChristieH October 10, 2007

Markus 

Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.

That is gigantic, is your name Markus?
Is that gods face, or Makus?

Markus by TotalyNotMarkus August 21, 2013