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'Doing a Markunt' The act of reading a Face Book group's Description and somehow coming to the conclusion that you are described in a offensive manner.

Thus causing you to do everything you can to get that group closed down.

Although finding out later that the description had nothing to do with you and you are suffering paranoia.

Fark was fuming after reading the group description.

"One ranga who seems to have ended up being rewarded with being born a ginger, ugly and completely unfunny."

Fark "I'll show them I'll get their group shut down"

Fark then proceeded to upload pornographic pictures and reported group finally getting it shut down

Ricky "Fark you dumb fuck that was written 6 months before you joined and any of us knew you"

Fark " oh sorry"

Ricky "oh ffs you have done a Markunt on the group"
Markunt by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009
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Someone who wins a hand of Texas Hold 'em on the River. Someone who is being dominated but gets lucky and wins like a little bitch.
I had him beat, but the mankunt got lucky on the river.
mankunt by Sam da Tex October 25, 2007
Anyone who wins a hand of Texas Hold 'em on the River. Someone who is losing but wins the land like a little bitch.
I had pocket rockets, but the mankunt got a straight on the river.
mankunt by Sam da Tex October 30, 2007

markanthony 

used to describe someone who is a flaming mark
hey, chris, jarid took your double a batteries. wtf that fucking markanthony better take his ass to the store.
markanthony by poulex troy October 5, 2007

Markante Verachtung

Die Markante Verachtung ist eine Verachtung, welche sehr offensichtlich dargestellt wird. Meist wird es in einer scherzhaften Weise benutzt.
Siehe auch: Solider Hass.
Tom zeigt Leon Markante Verachtung, da dieser ihn mit Solidem Hass straft.
Markante Verachtung by Gubbclops February 28, 2018

markantonakis 

Markantonakis is a meaning for the word hairy. A person with the last name markantonakis has a unusual ammount of body hair and smells like rotting eggs.
She’s such a markantonakis we better get away from her!
markantonakis by dookieprince September 27, 2020
marcunt is when your name is marcus and you’re a cunt
you’re such a marcunt
marcunt by Marcus Frater February 7, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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