Mark Johns 

Mark Johns is 31 years old he is still single. He loves to communicate with others.

He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.

Mark Johns is a phantomtastic person.

Mark Johns by Markallenjohns31 June 20, 2021

Mark Johnson 

A slang term for weed invented by Griffin and Brad.

Dude, don't hog the Mark Johnson.

You: Hey dude, did you bring the weed?
Friend: Dude be quite. My mom's over there.
You: Oh sorry. Did you bring the "Mark Johnson"?

Mark Johnson by Bradass August 4, 2015

Mark John 

Usually having a 1st name Clayton, he's an extremely emotional baby boy that has daddy issues. Doesn't mind ticking gay mens balls for $2 to pay for his nugget milkshake fetish. Likes to work out by taking pictures of gym equipment as if he will ever use it cause he's a fat fuck that drinks chicken nuggets

Damn mark john

Mark John by Gaydon69 April 22, 2020

Mark Johnson 

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier

If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons

Mark Johnson by CanukGuy September 28, 2023

john mark car

A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.

Dude, look at that john mark car!

Who's driving?

Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!

john mark car by Creeper Patrol! April 4, 2008

John Mark 

A name for a very special person who loves truthfully and honestly.

"I love you." "OMGosh! Your name is John Mark! You really love me!!"

John Mark by mariomilo6952 December 28, 2011

john mark karr 

John Mark Karr is a 41 year old man that says he murdered Jonbenet Ramsey in 1996. He was in the process of a sex change and he walks around like he is in a trance when he was arrested in Thailand. Some say that things don't add up and he is doing this to get attention because he is writing a book about the Ramsey case. Others think that he is in fact the killer based on the initials S.B.T.C. used on the ransom note that was left by the killer. John Mark Karr wrote "I Shall Be The Conqueror" in a female friend's high school yearbook with is linked with those initials. John Mark Karr is a pedofile that gets off by child porn and faces charges in California for it. He was married to underage girls in the 1980's and 1990's. His last wife divorced him after he was caught with child porn on his computer. She hates him but she says that he was with her during the Christmas of 1996 and couldn't have been in Colorado. Karr worked in real estate before, and has been a teacher for the last 10 years since the Jonbenet Ramsey murder took place. Probably so he could be close to the kids. He has been released from many of his postions because of compliants from parents and the schools. In the years since is child porn days in 2001, he has left America and traveled around the world probably in embarrassment and to look at child porn on international computers where he won't get caught. In Thailand, where he was found, it isn't unordinary for children to be sold to pedofiles to have sex with. He just got a new teaching position there a few days before his arrest. Karr has been giving out information easily to police. On his flight back to America, they treated him like a king and gave him wine, chocolate, and shrimp to keep him happy and keep the information coming out of his mouth. He said that he was with Jonbenet Ramsey when she died, also that it was an accident that she died, and that he loved her. These words are spoken like a true pedofile. He loved her? Umm k. As of now, time will only tell whether he is the murderer of Jonbenet Ramsey or he is just trying to get get attention for the book he was writing.

John Mark Karr is a pedofile, converted shemale, possible murderer, substitute teacher, zombie, weirdo, writer, and wedding singer.

john mark karr by Dave06 August 21, 2006