Girl 1: Ohmygoodness! I just found the funniest video on youtube today!
Girl 2: You are such a Maretta.
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Guy 1: I just want to check if Shane Dawson added a new video today, one minute.
Guy 2: Dude, you're a Maretta!
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Maretta: Clooo
Mariam: Kourttt
Maretta: Clo.
Mariam: Kourt.
Maretta: Cloeeee
Mariam: Kourtneyyyy
Maretta: Cloe.
Mariam: Kourtney.
Maretta: We talked for hours.
(immitation of youtube video)
Marietta is a GORGEOUS girl. She is the prettiest person you will ever meet in the world. Every guy wants to date her. She usually has a dark complexion, dark hair and beautiful dark big eyes. You will be so lucky to ever meet a Marietta. Cherish her for life if you know one. She is also one of the most hilarious people you will ever meet in your life. She attracts everyone with her beautiful looks and great personality. She is super kind and sweet. Most Marietta's are not spoiled but when they are you can't tell because they are so generous and caring and don't brag much. Marietta's are super talented with singing, dancing, artwork, and very athletic. All guys want to marry her and all girls want to be her. EVERYONE loves her especially little kids and adults. She is very polite and sometimes shy around others but around her friends she is very outrageous.
Girl 1: Woah she is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
Girl 2: Yeah! I wish I was her!
Boy 1: I wanna date her!
a marketta is someone you want in your life, they’re super laid back and always there to listen to your problems. she jokes all the time and makes people laugh a lot! you’ll rarely ever see the bad side of her. she’ll be a life long friend because of how loyal and sweet she is. she gives some of the best advice and will never let you down! even though sometimes she has a bad memory it’s hard to be mad at her about anything. she’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet!