mario’d

To be completely horsed/buzzed.

Damn dude I’m completely mario’d right now I can’t walk.

by Señor Guadalupe May 9, 2018

Mario’d

When you get get bit or hit by a turtle or turtle shell in real life

I was laying on the beach and a turtle just mario’d me. No lie

by Mr Knight May 31, 2021

Super-Mario'd

The act of jumping up, with arm extended, and punching something, such as a bug, on the ceiling.

Dude, did you see what Kyle did to that spider on the ceiling? He straight up Super-Mario'd it.

by SarcastiSloth May 26, 2013

Mario lopez’d

The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦

Dude I Mario Lopez’d my wife last night. I’ve never heard that sound before.

by Mario lopez’d February 19, 2022

Mario Maker'd

When you perfectly organize a painfully shitty day for someone to go through just for your amusement.

I'm gonna have Eric get fired, beat up, and his food filled with laxatives. He deserves to get Mario Maker'd.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.

Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.

by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019

Mario Kart'd

Getting absolutely pwnd in a Video Game.

I'm getting absolutely Mario Kart'd by this guy named stinkypoo in Mario Kart.

by NomNixx February 11, 2022