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Mariephobia

The Fear of the teacher known as Marie, common triggers of this phobia is reading test and akward smiles in uncomfortable situations
Holy shit man i just got diagnosed with Mariephobia, i think its because we had Marie as a teacher in Folkeskole.
by Emilo321 March 15, 2023
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Maryphobia

This is the fear of the so called "Marry the Material Girl".
- Hey, let's go talk with Marry!
- No, she scares the crap out of me, because I have "Maryphobia"!
by Bob4oPopi May 19, 2022
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mariamphobia

Being afraid of all the gorgeous girls names Mariam.
Fearing that you may feel intimidated and insecure after looking at her face. she may burn you with her hotness. There is no cure for this phobia.

Tbh dont know any mariams but theyre all nice x
Miriam: woah her hotness is burning my eyes. I think i have mariamphobia.
Kassem- i wish i was a mariam.
by Mm-111111 December 20, 2014
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marquephobia

Marquephobia (noun) - the fear of reading and understanding sentences or only reading words, but without processing what they actually mean
Taryn: are you kidding me?
darren: kidding what?
Taryn: what is marquephobia?
darren: what is what?
fraser: like you don't know
taryn: i don't
fraser: you gave it to us
taryn: gave you what
fraser: huh?
taryn: tell me please
darren: tell you what

or

fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: what?
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: with who
by benjamin mortenson May 9, 2006
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marquephobia

(Noun) One who is completely incompetant in a msn messenger conversations and is constantly needing to be updated or ask what is going on, a communicable disease that can be passed on quite easily to the other/multiple people in the conversation.
Taryn was the first one to spread Marquephobia, she passed it on to darren
by johnny Jaggermeister April 26, 2006
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Marxaphobia

Someone with an intense phobia of Capitalism and Communism
Joseph: Hey bruh, can we split diamonds, I only have 4 more left to make a chest plate.
Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism?
Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu...
Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH
Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019
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maliphobia

person a: "have you met amalia"
person b: "yeah, she scares me. i have maliphobia"
by tyedyesupreme July 28, 2021
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