Joseph: Hey bruh, can we split diamonds, I only have 4 more left to make a chest plate.
Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism?
Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu...
Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH
Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad
Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism?
Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu...
Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH
Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 12, 2019
by BruhBruhPepperoni June 30, 2019
Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath
Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
by BruhBruhPepperoni June 30, 2019
Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019
Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any?
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 12, 2019
A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop
Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019