marquephobia 

Marquephobia (noun) - the fear of reading and understanding sentences or only reading words, but without processing what they actually mean

Taryn: are you kidding me?
darren: kidding what?
Taryn: what is marquephobia?
darren: what is what?
fraser: like you don't know
taryn: i don't
fraser: you gave it to us
taryn: gave you what
fraser: huh?
taryn: tell me please
darren: tell you what

or

fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: what?
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: with who

marquephobia by benjamin mortenson May 9, 2006

marquephobia 

(Noun) One who is completely incompetant in a msn messenger conversations and is constantly needing to be updated or ask what is going on, a communicable disease that can be passed on quite easily to the other/multiple people in the conversation.

Taryn was the first one to spread Marquephobia, she passed it on to darren

marquephobia by johnny Jaggermeister April 26, 2006

marcusphobia

When ur scared of someone named Marcus or Marcos

“Omg did you know i have marcusphobia?”

marcusphobia by AnnaBanana89 January 12, 2021

Mariephobia 

The Fear of the teacher known as Marie, common triggers of this phobia is reading test and akward smiles in uncomfortable situations

Holy shit man i just got diagnosed with Mariephobia, i think its because we had Marie as a teacher in Folkeskole.

Mariephobia by Emilo321 March 15, 2023